love's a losing game
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skylar-smythe:

Except you have a very handsome face! Okay, just come over!

Nope, you’re crazy. Patience, grasshopper!

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skylar  

skylar-smythe:

Good, because I didn’t end up seeing your handsome face the other day. =)

Well, I don’t have a handsome face, so that probably why. :| But I didn’t get to see your beautiful smile, so I get where you’re coming from.

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skylar  
:| Coming. Definitely coming. Brownies are wonderful.

:| Coming. Definitely coming. Brownies are wonderful.

skylar  

You’re 50 shades of cray, gurl. I’m sad without your face, too. Come let me see ittt.

skylar  

skylar-smythe:

WELL. UNLESS IT’S A REAL MARRIAGE. THAT’S DIFFERENT, OKAY? 

….Oh god, it’s terrible! Nooo, I like Clayton. It reminds me of One Tree Hill. 

OKAY FINE, BUT EVERYONE SHOULD AT LEAST FAKE-MARRY ONCE, AND DAMMIT, THAT HAS TO BE DONE BY AN ELVIS.

Shush, it’s beautiful. …. Still haven’t seen that, but okay. Thank you, I think.

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skylar  

skylar-smythe:

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YES. OH MY GOD! YES! ELVIS! 

Yep. …Ew, no. It’s horrible. What’s yours?

EVERYONE SHOULD BE MARRIED BY AN ELVIS. YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PROPERLY MARRIED UNLESS THE MINISTER IS DRESSED LIKE ELVIS.

No, it’s not. I like it. Eh, Clayton. Nothing pretty like yours.

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skylar  

skylar-smythe:

That was so romantic, I might cry! Yes! Yes, of course! 

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…Romona.

Can we go to Las Vegas and errytang??? WE CAN GET MARRIED BY AN ELVIS, SKYLAR.

… Romona … oh, your middle name? Aw, that’s pretty. Skylar Romona Smythe.

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skylar  

skylar-smythe:

That’s probably a good idea. 

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Teeth scared me enough. I’d say I’m a trooper after that, I don’t need this adding onto it.

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skylar  

skylar-smythe:

Oh, okay. Well, take your time and stuff. 

Okay. … Skylar ___ Smythe (I never learned your middle name, dammit), I hereby swear to you my heart and soul and … all that. I promise to love, cherish, somewhat obey, and look the other way while you’re screwing the pool boy. Will you, in return, do me the honor of becoming my bitch bride?

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skylar-smythe:

… Well that’s depressing. Good, though. What’s that from?

……….My brain?

You wrote that?

skylar   //omg   seriously?