Except you have a very handsome face! Okay, just come over!
Nope, you’re crazy. Patience, grasshopper!
Good, because I didn’t end up seeing your handsome face the other day. =)
Well, I don’t have a handsome face, so that probably why. :| But I didn’t get to see your beautiful smile, so I get where you’re coming from.
You’re 50 shades of cray, gurl. I’m sad without your face, too. Come let me see ittt.
WELL. UNLESS IT’S A REAL MARRIAGE. THAT’S DIFFERENT, OKAY?
….Oh god, it’s terrible! Nooo, I like Clayton. It reminds me of One Tree Hill.
OKAY FINE, BUT EVERYONE SHOULD AT LEAST FAKE-MARRY ONCE, AND DAMMIT, THAT HAS TO BE DONE BY AN ELVIS.
Shush, it’s beautiful. …. Still haven’t seen that, but okay. Thank you, I think.
YES. OH MY GOD! YES! ELVIS!
Yep. …Ew, no. It’s horrible. What’s yours?
EVERYONE SHOULD BE MARRIED BY AN ELVIS. YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PROPERLY MARRIED UNLESS THE MINISTER IS DRESSED LIKE ELVIS.
No, it’s not. I like it. Eh, Clayton. Nothing pretty like yours.
That was so romantic, I might cry! Yes! Yes, of course!
Can we go to Las Vegas and errytang??? WE CAN GET MARRIED BY AN ELVIS, SKYLAR.
… Romona … oh, your middle name? Aw, that’s pretty. Skylar Romona Smythe.
That’s probably a good idea.
Teeth scared me enough. I’d say I’m a trooper after that, I don’t need this adding onto it.
Oh, okay. Well, take your time and stuff.
Okay. … Skylar ___ Smythe (I never learned your middle name, dammit), I hereby swear to you my heart and soul and … all that. I promise to love, cherish, somewhat obey, and look the other way while you’re screwing the pool boy. Will you, in return, do me the honor of becoming my
… Well that’s depressing. Good, though. What’s that from?
You wrote that?